How long has it been since you got laid? Johnny, the 29 year old from Kansas City that we assigned the task of reviewing Xpress to hadn’t been inside a woman’s vagina in 5 years (no joke). Twice, in just 3 months on Xpress.com, he was able to park his car in a garage…
We really don’t know why he was unable to get laid for so long (probably a lack of confidence or game) but we do know Xpress.com helped him out immensely. Xpress has a lot to offer, but it was slightly inferior to SocialSex in the following ways…
- Overall attractiveness of the women
- Number of easy lays
- Website quality
Okay, now that we have the comparisons to SocialSex out of the way (the best site ever created), let’s get back to talking about what makes Xpress.com great. Just because it’s not quite as epic as SocialSex doesn’t mean it’s not epic in its own right.
We could go on and on explaining the many things that make Xpress.com an outstanding adult dating site. But what really stood out to us was the amount of decent women all across the United States. It wasn’t just the town we created a profile in. We took a look at the Xpress.com women in many different parts of the country and were quite impressed.
It wasn’t just the attractiveness of the chicks on Xpress.com that gave us reason to write a positive review about the site. There was much more. Let’s start with the website design and features. Upon first glance, Xpress.com does not appear to be a cheaply created dating site. We know that’s not what you look for most in an adult dating site, but wouldn’t you prefer using a site that looks as good as the chicks that use the site?
We like shiny things, not just pretty faces. Xpress.com is well set up. It passes the eye test as a legit dating site. The website features such as video chat, IM, etc. are all of the highest quality. There are some adult dating sites out there that also pass the eye test as a legit dating site but ended up being complete scams. Xpress.com is not one of those sites. It passes the eye test and delivers more than expected. Out of the thousands of adult dating sites out there, we’re confident in ranking it as the second best one. That’s some pretty high praise.
Xpress.com Test: The Results From Xpress.com
- 180 first email messages sent to random women
- 131 first email messages received a response
- 6 conversation led to an agreed upon first date
- 3 chick(s) showed up for that agreed upon first date
- 2 full close(s) on the first date
Since some of you are fairly new to online hookups and adult dating, you might be looking at those results wondering if they’re impressive or not. The barometer you should set is to hookup with at least one chick in a 3-month period. If you don’t get laid at all, we think you should consider your time on that site a failure. Anything above and beyond that is just gravy.
Johnny, the guy reviewing the site hadn’t been laid in years. So for him to score with 2 chicks and get 3 chicks to show up for a date, you have to give him some credit. Actually, we’ll give all the credit to Xpress. As far as the email responses, he did exceptionally well at getting women to respond to his emails. It’s very hard to get better than 1 out of 10 girls to respond to your emails on most dating sites. That isn’t the case with Xpress.com.
We want to give you a glimpse of what the whole experience is like on this adult dating site. So we conducted a short email interview with the dude reviewing the site. We hope you’ll enjoy and learn something from what he had to say!
Q: Can you give our readers the 411 about the site you joined?
Johnny: Okay, so Xpress.com is an adult dating site that has tons to offer. I’m a big fan of this place. Personally, if not for Xpress.com I probably wouldn’t be getting laid right now. I know that’s pretty bad and, yes, I admit before using this site my self-esteem wasn’t the highest. It’s not something I’m proud of but at least I’m honest about it, right?
Q: Do you think your results on this site were normal or would you expect different results from the average guy?
Johnny: This is a tricky question. I don’t think just anyone can use any adult dating site and get laid. I think you need to have some skills beforehand no matter what site you use. With that said, I’d have to say that my results on Xpress.com were probably slightly less than what most guys could achieve if given the proper teaching. You have to remember something, for years I was striking out with women. That all changed because of Xpress.com.
Q: What’s your overall assessment of this website?
Johnny: I can’t say enough good things about Xpress.com. I’m not some sort of Xpress.com salesman. I’m speaking the truth. I went years without getting laid. It’s just a shame I hadn’t discovered this site before. Let’s just say the past few years would have been more enjoyable if I had.
Xpress.com: Great Emails To Use On Xpress.com
“Don’t drool all over my photos! Calm yourself, I’m just a guy! I know how it is when women check me out. They start drooling all of themselves. I’m totally kidding. I’m really not that conceited. But I do think I’m a catch and that you and I would be a perfect match. So how’s about you hit me back and we’ll get to talking?”
“I’m not going to be like the other guys that send you photos of their shaft. Instead, I’m going to paint a picture of a man (me) that is totally awesome to get to know and will rock your world! So I’m Johnny (you probably figured that out from my screen name!) and I have a full head of hair, a full set of teeth, and a full set of fingers. What more could you ask for in a man? That’s what I thought! So hit me up and we can chat!”
Xpress.com Review: How To Beat Your Competition On Xpress.com
Since Johnny was relatively inexperienced with women, we helped him out a bit and gave him some pointers. This is what we told him to do once he got started on Xpress.com…
- Don’t be a pussy! It’s all about confidence with women. There are so many guys on Xpress that have absolutely no confidence. Guess what? They never get the girl. So if you can show them you are confident and not afraid to ask her out on a date, you’ll get her.
- Follow the one email rule. Another mistake guys make on that site according to women is trading emails back and forth. This is a bad idea because emailing back and forth rarely leads anywhere. It’s best if you IMMEDIATELY get her onto an IM or text chat. Give out your digits. If she ends up becoming a crazy stalker, change your number!
- Don’t chat for too long without getting a date. Notice a pattern here? It’s all about being aggressive. You snooze, you lose. It’s as simple as that. Been chatting with her on IM/SMS for an hour or so? What are you waiting for? Ask the broad out on a date! Tell her you’re really enjoying the conversation and would love to continue it over a couple of drinks.
The Downside Of Xpress.com
We had a hard time finding negatives about Xpress. So what we’re going to do is compare it to SocialSex. Since Xpress.com isn’t quite as epic as SocialSex, the downside of Xpress.com is basically that it’s not SocialSex. The women overall aren’t quite as attractive and easy and the website design/site features aren’t quite as appealing. Should these negatives deter you from signing up? Absolutely not.
Is Xpress.com Legit Or a Scam? Our Recommendation On Xpress.com
Xpress.com is totally legit. It’s far from a scam. There were 10 scam sites we reviewed and you can read all about them and find out why a site like Xpress.com is so superior. For our recommendation on Xpress we suggest a couple of things for you to do.
First off, you should start out your adult dating journey with SocialSex. At the same time, you should use either Xpress or AdultFriendFinder (see review for more details) or both. It all depends on your budget. None of these sites are expensive so it won’t cost you a lot of money. If 2-3 sites fit in your budget, you’ll be well on your way to hooking up with hotties consistently!